I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We have started to decorate penises.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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