My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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