Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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