There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
