I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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