I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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