Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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