That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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