Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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