last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
