Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
