So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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