I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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