You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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