I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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