Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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