I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
