Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
bring money and cleavage
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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