And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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