I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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