so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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