this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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