can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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