where am i from again
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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