Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
