that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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