Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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