I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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