Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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