Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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