so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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