This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Randomize
