When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
as a side note pls kill me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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