roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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