# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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