the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
should my penis look like a turkey
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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