dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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