I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
