I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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