next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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