i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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