i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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