how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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