I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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