I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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