I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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