About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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