I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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