If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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