thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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