i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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