do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
