so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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