It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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