actually, I'm a sock model
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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